Last Thursday, K and I went for a foot massage at Shaw Tower.. It was a painful experience!
Apparently, my "system" is totally screwed up inside my body.. Everytime my masseur pressed a certain point on my feet and it hurt, i will ask him which organ that was. So he was basically explaining to me the whole 40 minutes. I think i pissed the hell out of the other customers who were trying to close their eyes and rest! = P
Anyway, through all the pain, i was informed that i had a bad diet, not enough rest, bad spine, extremely tired neck and shoulders yada yada.. only my brain was in good condition. I joked with my masseur that it's probably because i don't use my brain much! = P
There was once when he pressed an extremely painful spot, and i asked him what organ that was.. Instead of answering me like he did before, he just mumbled that it would be difficult to explain, then tossed me a diagram chart so i can see for myself.. At second glance, i realized that the painful spot on my feet was linked to my genitals.. Haha.. I thought my masseur was so cute then.. no wonder he suddenly didn't want to explain cause he was embarrassed! Almost immediately, my sense of humour coverted to worry and concern, so i asked my masseur if that was normal. I mean if it's so painful when he pressed that spot on my feet, what the hell did that mean?! But he said it was normal, and that i should try and press that spot frequently if i wanted a child.. hmmm.. I guess no harm giving it a try huh?
Apparently, my "system" is totally screwed up inside my body.. Everytime my masseur pressed a certain point on my feet and it hurt, i will ask him which organ that was. So he was basically explaining to me the whole 40 minutes. I think i pissed the hell out of the other customers who were trying to close their eyes and rest! = P
Anyway, through all the pain, i was informed that i had a bad diet, not enough rest, bad spine, extremely tired neck and shoulders yada yada.. only my brain was in good condition. I joked with my masseur that it's probably because i don't use my brain much! = P
There was once when he pressed an extremely painful spot, and i asked him what organ that was.. Instead of answering me like he did before, he just mumbled that it would be difficult to explain, then tossed me a diagram chart so i can see for myself.. At second glance, i realized that the painful spot on my feet was linked to my genitals.. Haha.. I thought my masseur was so cute then.. no wonder he suddenly didn't want to explain cause he was embarrassed! Almost immediately, my sense of humour coverted to worry and concern, so i asked my masseur if that was normal. I mean if it's so painful when he pressed that spot on my feet, what the hell did that mean?! But he said it was normal, and that i should try and press that spot frequently if i wanted a child.. hmmm.. I guess no harm giving it a try huh?
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